Doritos smell like dirty feet.
Ah, but perhaps gulls like the smell of dirty feet.
Yumm Doritos, just plain no jacked up flavors though.
These are quite "nice" birds. Here gulls kill and eat pigeons!
The only thing more disgusting than being pooped on by a gull (did some time in the Navy and Merchant Marine) has GOT to be getting the one that had Doritos for lunch!
Gotta love sea gulls. They are brave birds.
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